Chain of Command
That day I dreamt again about NS. here it goes.
Another day as COZ, xian. But also heng. Today got route march, COS no need to go, haha. sibeh heng
"knock knock" In comes a licruit.
"Recruit XXX from Delta requesting permission to enter, Sergeant"
Nabeh, licruit from another company also come and tekan me. of coz, as a 3 stripe, got reason or no reason also must be angry.
"COME IN LAH, WHAT YOU WANT?!" I thundered
"Sergeant, my company's COS want to borrow dummy weapon for our route march"
"Huh? you all don't have dummy weapon yourself meh?"
"I dunno sergeant". As usual, licruit all blur like cock.
"Go back and tell your COS, my company also got route march understand? we need to use our dummy weapons today."
"Yes sagent" He doubled out of the office.
Finally, no one to come disturb me to do my parade state for tomolo. Everything do in advance then at night can relag.
"Knock Knock". Walan, who again?
In come Teo, another 3 stripe like me, from delta. dun talk to him much.
"Eh, Ong, your company using your dummy weapon today ah?"
"Ya la. Route march ma"
"Jialat, did your company draw arms? Can let your company use arms and lend us the dummy weapon?"
Haha..champion. where got such thing. we both got route march what, not say we not using.
"Cannot la, OC xiao on. Some more training requirement ma. I also Lan Lan"
Teo lan lan left.
Finally, no one can and disturb me do my parade state for tomolo. Everything do in advance then at night can relag.
Company door opens and in came Staff Eric, the hentataki CSM of delta company
"GOOD MORNING ENCIK!" I carried his balls.
"Why cannot borrow dummy weapon?" greet also never return my greet then start to question me like i owe him a living. KNN.
"Encik, we also doing route march today."
"HUH?!" he thundered and look at me blankly, dunno what to say. then of coz, as a rule of thumb, he has to fcuk me a few sentence.
"Why route march today? huh? You sure or not? Better go check the training program."
Lan Lan have to wayang a bit. Found the training program by the S3 and showed to him.
He Lan Lan walked out from my company line.
I zai zai what happen, likruit report to COS, COS report to CSM. Look likes more is coming.
Just before I finish the last sentence in my parade state, warrant Diao (dunno how to spell la, what kind of fcuk name is this) come in.
"GOOD MORNNING SIR!" lan lan have to carry balls.
"Your company today route march meh?"
"Yes Sir!" Lucky the training program still on my desk. zai zai got more people want me to confirm.
"Call and ask your OC whether can lend the dummy weapon to us, you all use real weapons. You all got draw arms right?"
Walan, win aredy. their company never draw arms then come and ask us lend them dummy weapon. Typical warrant company.
"Sir, my OC yesterday briefing told us must use dummy weapon."
He look at me blankly for 3 secs, then walk out of company line.
Of coz, being a seasoned COS, i can foresee 1 more round of gajiao coming. I fold my smart 4 properly, and awaitng.
True enough, in less than 5 mins, in came the most famous singh in my camp. The only Senior Warrant in my camp.
"GOOD MORNING SIR!" walan, shout untill throat also pain.
"Where is your OC?"
"Sir, OC at S3 for a meeting"
Like all SAF personnel, he look at me blankly for 3 secs, the continue.
"Did your companies draw arms?"
"Yes Sir"
"Then later you all use real weapons for your route march, dummy weapons we take"
haha...dua pai kia.
"Sir, OC yesterday told us we have to do route march with dummy weapon"
He look at me blankly again, this time longer. 5 secs.
"What time is your route march?"
Really dunno ask for fcuk. No matter what time we start also a whole day affair. Unless he want to start his coy's route march at 2359.
After hearing my story, which is the story that his PC told him, which is same as the story the CSM told his PC, which is the same as the story the COS told the PC, which is the same story the likruit told the COS, I can see a hint of Lanlaness in his face.
He picks up the phone on my desk, without asking me of coz, and dialled.
"Ask the whole fcuking company draw arms now"
Then he left the office.
KNN. Give me extra work only.
And then I work up....lucky it's just a dream
Another day as COZ, xian. But also heng. Today got route march, COS no need to go, haha. sibeh heng
"knock knock" In comes a licruit.
"Recruit XXX from Delta requesting permission to enter, Sergeant"
Nabeh, licruit from another company also come and tekan me. of coz, as a 3 stripe, got reason or no reason also must be angry.
"COME IN LAH, WHAT YOU WANT?!" I thundered
"Sergeant, my company's COS want to borrow dummy weapon for our route march"
"Huh? you all don't have dummy weapon yourself meh?"
"I dunno sergeant". As usual, licruit all blur like cock.
"Go back and tell your COS, my company also got route march understand? we need to use our dummy weapons today."
"Yes sagent" He doubled out of the office.
Finally, no one to come disturb me to do my parade state for tomolo. Everything do in advance then at night can relag.
"Knock Knock". Walan, who again?
In come Teo, another 3 stripe like me, from delta. dun talk to him much.
"Eh, Ong, your company using your dummy weapon today ah?"
"Ya la. Route march ma"
"Jialat, did your company draw arms? Can let your company use arms and lend us the dummy weapon?"
Haha..champion. where got such thing. we both got route march what, not say we not using.
"Cannot la, OC xiao on. Some more training requirement ma. I also Lan Lan"
Teo lan lan left.
Finally, no one can and disturb me do my parade state for tomolo. Everything do in advance then at night can relag.
Company door opens and in came Staff Eric, the hentataki CSM of delta company
"GOOD MORNING ENCIK!" I carried his balls.
"Why cannot borrow dummy weapon?" greet also never return my greet then start to question me like i owe him a living. KNN.
"Encik, we also doing route march today."
"HUH?!" he thundered and look at me blankly, dunno what to say. then of coz, as a rule of thumb, he has to fcuk me a few sentence.
"Why route march today? huh? You sure or not? Better go check the training program."
Lan Lan have to wayang a bit. Found the training program by the S3 and showed to him.
He Lan Lan walked out from my company line.
I zai zai what happen, likruit report to COS, COS report to CSM. Look likes more is coming.
Just before I finish the last sentence in my parade state, warrant Diao (dunno how to spell la, what kind of fcuk name is this) come in.
"GOOD MORNNING SIR!" lan lan have to carry balls.
"Your company today route march meh?"
"Yes Sir!" Lucky the training program still on my desk. zai zai got more people want me to confirm.
"Call and ask your OC whether can lend the dummy weapon to us, you all use real weapons. You all got draw arms right?"
Walan, win aredy. their company never draw arms then come and ask us lend them dummy weapon. Typical warrant company.
"Sir, my OC yesterday briefing told us must use dummy weapon."
He look at me blankly for 3 secs, then walk out of company line.
Of coz, being a seasoned COS, i can foresee 1 more round of gajiao coming. I fold my smart 4 properly, and awaitng.
True enough, in less than 5 mins, in came the most famous singh in my camp. The only Senior Warrant in my camp.
"GOOD MORNING SIR!" walan, shout untill throat also pain.
"Where is your OC?"
"Sir, OC at S3 for a meeting"
Like all SAF personnel, he look at me blankly for 3 secs, the continue.
"Did your companies draw arms?"
"Yes Sir"
"Then later you all use real weapons for your route march, dummy weapons we take"
haha...dua pai kia.
"Sir, OC yesterday told us we have to do route march with dummy weapon"
He look at me blankly again, this time longer. 5 secs.
"What time is your route march?"
Really dunno ask for fcuk. No matter what time we start also a whole day affair. Unless he want to start his coy's route march at 2359.
After hearing my story, which is the story that his PC told him, which is same as the story the CSM told his PC, which is the same as the story the COS told the PC, which is the same story the likruit told the COS, I can see a hint of Lanlaness in his face.
He picks up the phone on my desk, without asking me of coz, and dialled.
"Ask the whole fcuking company draw arms now"
Then he left the office.
KNN. Give me extra work only.
And then I work up....lucky it's just a dream
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