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Saturday, June 10, 2006

Initiation.

That day I dreamt again about NS, here it goes.

In the room sat the 6 of us, the new corporal, and about 6-7 of them. At least 3 stripes, some got roof top.

"All of you will contribute one hundred dollars to the specialist fund each, and then from now on till you get your 3 stripe, all of you will do all the DI (Duty instructor) duty and guard duty. And you all cannot tell this to Encik or OC. No matter you like or not, you must do this. We also been through this before, it is the culture of the company. You dont follow, next time you got hell to look forward to"

"What is the money used for?" Obviously got people do not like to surrender money just like that.

"The money is used to buy us, the old birds, a good dinner. Of course you all will go also, but priority is we must eat for free, anything left over then you all can order more. but i doubt there will be any left over. Mua-hahahaha"

What a bunch fuckers.

"We don't mean not to invite you all, in fact you all die die must go. but the money you contribute now is only be used on us. Whatever you guys order you all settle yourself. Main purpose to to let the old birds get to know the new birds more"

As we walking back to bunk, feeling the pinch of surrendering half of our miserable corporal pay to people who dont wear skirts, phua talked to me.

"eh, you really want to pay meh?"

"Can dun pay meh?" that time i am still a obedient "follow all instructions even if they are stupid" corporal.

"Just dun pay la! why must pay? go and tell encik and OC la!" Phua insisted.

"Aiyah, dun so much pattern la. just pay la" another corporal rejects Phua's idea.

"Ya lor, dun pay scarely dunno what they will do to us in the future." another corporal also not much balls.

"I dun care, I am not going to pay" Phua insisted

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Meeting.

"Ok, so you all know what to do tomolo? all the new birds better be more alert on your first range"

"Yes encik" all of us also xian. so late aredy still have not sleep, then still ask us wake up at 4am. KNNBCCB.

"Are there any initiation going on among the specialists? All the initiation thing, i hope now dun have aredy ah."

Silence.

All the old birds act like nothing happen.

All the new birds also dun dare to say anything, including phua.

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Restaurant.

Wear civilian, put perfume, happy like fuck are the old birds. OF coz mah, save money on dinner can spend money on other things ma.

All the new birds only wear jeans and t-shirts. I lagi best, i wear the PT kit shirt.

They order a lot a lof of things, cannot remember what I dreamt but i remember the bill of their stuff went over 600 dollars.

the new birds just yi-si yi-si order something cheap to eat. Nabeh, one month only 250 dollars, left 150 dollars can do what? Book out also cannot do much.

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One and half years later.

Phua takes the lead.

"You all new bird, huh?! better wake up your fucking idea. how come come here in long 4? huh?! Go out now and tidy yourself in 3 mins! then march inside the fucking room!"

I relag one corner watch show only. My philosophy is someone must put an end to this rubbish, but the rest of the ex-corporal, now 3 stripes and rooftops, must have thier share of fun. So i just follow them.

"Permission to enter the room sergeant!" All the corporals shiuted outside.

"COME IN!" Phua shouted. He is treating them like licruits.

"Hentataki japat henta!"

Walou win aredy, inside spec mess also do drill, phua kenna posses by ghost. even the rooftops also never do untill like that.

After a session of tekan...

"You all will each pay up each 200 dollars understand?! these 2 hundrea dollars is for us to go eat a dinner, basically treating the old birds so we can get to know you. You will pay for your own dinner ...." He rattled on.

5 of them, total amount 1k. really dunno phua want to go where eat. ritz carlton?

And then I woke up, luckily it's just a dream.